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nobigdeal
Post subject:   PostPosted: 01.12.2012 12:04
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      olavf wrote:
Els I just decided that if I'm going to keep participating, I just can't give a rat's ass. No one really liked the tomato shots I did a few contests back, so I don't expect this will do very well either. *shrugs*

lokisbong You never know... Smile


If I gave a rat's ass I would have given up a long time ago. I'm usually surprised by which of my shots do well and very often left scratching my head at the failures.

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Post subject:   PostPosted: 01.12.2012 13:47
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      ravnostic wrote:
Is that Amy Osman, Olav?


Rav yeah, I got a few shots in while Samir was flutzing with his camera last month. They came up for dinner and to play with the studio set up. And drink a *lot* of wine...

edit- I posted late because I wanted to get permission to use it, even though it's cropped down to remove her face.

NoBigDeal It's not the voting, or lack thereof that's been getting to me, I think. More of the feeling that I'm posting into a virtual black hole...

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Post subject:   PostPosted: 01.12.2012 15:10
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The reason I dropped the ball, was a combination of a few factors. I originally voted for this theme, and was really looking forward to it, but when it got hoppered, between the holidays and other IRL stuff, it just wasn't enough notice. I had ideas (and read, I haven't seen the thread yet, but discussion sounds like two of them were pulled off by others NTTAWWT). And no archived photos.

1) A new bacon explosion. Best made/served in summer. I don't have access to a smoker right now Sad The only existing photos I have of these are FB-quality cell-phone photos. I'll share later, but I made a rule with myself to never use a cell-phone snapshot for farktography.
2) Find an overstocked bacon section at a grocery (like the commissary at any military base just before the fourth of July) titled "Am I in heaven?"
3) Kestrana, nude (SFW implied) on all fours with a seductive look on her face, about to eat a strip of bacon.
4) Fry bacon, leave grease in pan. Print long, skinny stretched photos of Kevin Bacon. Place in frying pan. Take photos of "Frying Bacon"
5) Find a bathroom hand dryer with the red wavy lines. Write on said dryer with a sharpie: 1 - Press Button, 2 - Receive Bacon. Hold bacon under nozzle to look like dryer dispensed bacon to me.


So yeah. I didn't shoot over the holidays, and these last few weeks, works been whooping my ass so I haven't been feeling like doing anything by the time I got home, much less shooting, cooking, or shooting and cooking. By the time the weekends roll around, I just want to crash and oversleep, but usually wind up doing all sorts of cool shit (but either not shooting, or not processing what I shot), then being even more tired rolling into the next work week.

I can't wait until I get home to peruse the thread, I'm good for the next three weeks, and I need y'all to keep on me about apples vs. oranges. k thanx bai.

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Post subject:   PostPosted: 01.12.2012 16:14



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Eh...I'm with you, orionid. I was really looking forward to this theme, but had to pull an archive-dive. Schoolwork and lack of proper bacon in this godforsaken city led to some pretty poor subs by me this week. I had been churning some ideas in my head - nothing as inventive as your "Frying Bacon," though.
 
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Post subject:   PostPosted: 01.12.2012 20:18
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      Elsinore wrote:
I mean, I have much better vote whoring shots than that Laughing

Els, useless without pictures.


Orionid, your #5 idea is farking awesome. I think we should all vote for that if somebody did it.
 
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Post subject:   PostPosted: 01.12.2012 20:21



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      olavf wrote:

NoBigDeal It's not the voting, or lack thereof that's been getting to me, I think. More of the feeling that I'm posting into a virtual black hole...


You've got that too? I dunno, for the past few months I've kind of felt as though much of what I've posted for the threads was missed by the voters, as though I somehow failed to communicate with them. I don't care about the votes, no, let me amend, I don't care about WINNING, but the number of votes is a good way to track whether or not people are appreciating the work.

I'm kvetching, really, because trying comprehend what motivates the average Farker is an exercise in futility.
 
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Post subject:   PostPosted: 01.12.2012 20:45
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      ennuipoet wrote:
      olavf wrote:

NoBigDeal It's not the voting, or lack thereof that's been getting to me, I think. More of the feeling that I'm posting into a virtual black hole...


You've got that too? I dunno, for the past few months I've kind of felt as though much of what I've posted for the threads was missed by the voters, as though I somehow failed to communicate with them. I don't care about the votes, no, let me amend, I don't care about WINNING, but the number of votes is a good way to track whether or not people are appreciating the work.

I'm kvetching, really, because trying comprehend what motivates the average Farker is an exercise in futility.


Yeah, I get that. All of that. Doesn't help that I'm in a bit of a creative slump anyway, owing to lack of time and an overscheduled life.

      U-Man wrote:
Els, useless without pictures.

Well, it's the difference between this (said to be vote whoring on the order to make someone "sick") http://www.flickr.com/photos/lady_elsinore/6513443987/in/photostream

and this, which was actually for the vote whoring theme and more revealing: http://www.flickr.com/photos/lady_elsinore/5411539493/in/photostream

Ultimately, I don't post a lot of boobies shots (or shots of my cats or kids, for that matter), so to be called out on something so tame that I do infrequently was...odd.

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Post subject:   PostPosted: 01.12.2012 21:01
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      Elsinore wrote:
      ennuipoet wrote:
      olavf wrote:

NoBigDeal It's not the voting, or lack thereof that's been getting to me, I think. More of the feeling that I'm posting into a virtual black hole...


You've got that too? I dunno, for the past few months I've kind of felt as though much of what I've posted for the threads was missed by the voters, as though I somehow failed to communicate with them. I don't care about the votes, no, let me amend, I don't care about WINNING, but the number of votes is a good way to track whether or not people are appreciating the work.

I'm kvetching, really, because trying comprehend what motivates the average Farker is an exercise in futility.


Yeah, I get that. All of that. Doesn't help that I'm in a bit of a creative slump anyway, owing to lack of time and an overscheduled life.

      U-Man wrote:
Els, useless without pictures.

Well, it's the difference between this (said to be vote whoring on the order to make someone "sick") http://www.flickr.com/photos/lady_elsinore/6513443987/in/photostream

and this, which was actually for the vote whoring theme and more revealing: http://www.flickr.com/photos/lady_elsinore/5411539493/in/photostream

Ultimately, I don't post a lot of boobies shots (or shots of my cats or kids, for that matter), so to be called out on something so tame that I do infrequently was...odd.


Someone actually created a fake flickr account just to bitch you out about your boobs? HAHAHA!! That's too much!

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Post subject:   PostPosted: 01.12.2012 21:20
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      U-Man wrote:
      Elsinore wrote:
I mean, I have much better vote whoring shots than that Laughing

Els, useless without pictures.


Orionid, your #5 idea is farking awesome. I think we should all vote for that if somebody did it.


LOL!!! twice even

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Post subject:   PostPosted: 01.12.2012 21:33



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Thanks justkat. I went into this theme like many of you without much creativity. My bacon and dog was a one shot pic. Unlike Cattle Dog Wrapped in Bacon, who does what's commanded of him, my dog grabbed the bacon as I clicked the camera. It was gone so fast, I wasn't sure I even got the shot. As for the M O P S Y smile, I put that together before work. But for all the comments of "no ideas" there are a lot of "good ideas."
 
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Post subject:   PostPosted: 01.12.2012 21:44
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      lokisbong wrote:
      U-Man wrote:
      Elsinore wrote:
I mean, I have much better vote whoring shots than that Laughing

Els, useless without pictures.


Orionid, your #5 idea is farking awesome. I think we should all vote for that if somebody did it.


LOL!!! twice even

Agreed. And Done. Well executed, where'd you get the pro-looking sticker? I might have to buy a crate of those to keep in my truck.

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Post subject:   PostPosted: 01.12.2012 21:58
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      NoBigDeal wrote:
Someone actually created a fake flickr account just to bitch you out about your boobs? HAHAHA!! That's too much!


*yes*...crazy, no?

Edited to add: I guess it just seemed pretty sad that someone is taking Farktography *that* seriously...

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Post subject:   PostPosted: 01.12.2012 22:25
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Yeah, bitching about boobies on Fark is kinda like going to the circus and complaining about all the clowns, no?
 
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Post subject:   PostPosted: 01.12.2012 23:30
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      orionid wrote:
Agreed. And Done. Well executed, where'd you get the pro-looking sticker? I might have to buy a crate of those to keep in my truck.


http://foodbeast.com/content/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/push-button-receive-bacon.png

I printed several sizes and just used Scotch tape on the one that fit best. Bada-bing.
 
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Post subject:   PostPosted: 01.13.2012 00:04
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You know, U-Man, somewhere on some forum on the internets is a thread with the topic "What's the most WTF thing you've seen" and someone in that thread is describing seeing some guy haul a professional camera, tripod, and flash into a gas station restroom... Laughing

Seriously, though, kudos on the chutzpah. That's dedication, my friend.
 
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